Just call me Uncle Nature…
…the less well known twin brother of Mother Nature (fraternal twins, obviously). I didn’t realize that I had such a gift. I mean, all I did was plant a few seeds in some dirt and pour some water on top. I barely had to try, and the result was an abundance of little shoots. What can I say? Of course Jenna feels the need to remind me that about 6 million 1st graders across the country are just as successful with their bean plant experiments. But she and I both know mine grew faster and are way prettier.