1/1/09 (jer)

1/1/09 (jer)
I’m recovering from my back injury last weekend (Jer 87 – Trees 1), so we weren’t very productive today. We went out around noon and fed the animals, as usual, and then just sat around watching them. They have begun greeting us on the road when we arrive and escorting us to the gate when we leave. It’s amazing how animals “like” you when you provide yummy food. Well, we had a significant (and somewhat disappointing) revelation today. Jenna mentioned seeing a “mud clump” on Boo’s stomach the other day. Today, while watching them mill around, I also noticed a small object dangling down from Boo’s stomach, close to her haunches. As I was commenting to Jenna on the mysterious package, “she” started to relieve herself out of said object. It turns out Duendita is actually Duendito. For some inexplicable reason, Boo (an appropriately sex-less name…like Pat) lost some cuddly points, but she he is still pretty darn cute. The bashful Jenna immediately began sexually assaulting Boo while trying to feel for the remaining male parts. I had to avert my eyes, but Boo didn’t seem to mind. Apparently 2 months old is too soon for all members to be externally visible (or touchable, right Jenna?). Now, Jenna’s becoming an expert on when/how to surgically change Boo’s classification (from a Jack to a John). More to come.

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